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"Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are actually the souls of aborted kids That explains Captain Hook"
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"How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape."
"My 13 year old son told me this last night. Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning!"
"The only thing better than living a mundane, boring life is writing about it on the internet."
"MEN 'N' LIGHTBULBS How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything."
"Hey Alaska wilderness show person who is about to freeze to death with no hope in sight, maybe just cuddle up with the crew filming you..."
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"You know who really likes debates? De fish"