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Joke of the Day

"What has no eyes and four legs? No idea."

"where does a queer download his illegal software from? pirategay"

"What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!"

"I would show you a Liszt of all the music jokes I know... But to be Franck, I don't think you could Handel them!"

"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"

"I couldn't figure out why someone was brushing their teeth out here at work, then it hit me... My wife always brushes after sucking cock too!"

"What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another? He experiences culture shock."

"Hey girl, how 'bout some head? - Henry VIII"

"I need to do laundry so bad I'm actually wearing Christmas stockings"

"How does the stork bring babies? It pokes holes in condoms."