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Joke of the Day

"There's no problem you can't solve with a great night of dancing. Except for a broken foot. Then you should see a doctor."

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"Reagan laying down some jokes about the Soviets. (Youtube clip) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A"
"What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school? Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!"
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"[Sky-diving] INSTRUCTOR: pull your shute! ME: my shoe? INSTRUCTOR: your parachute! ME: my pair of shoes? [later] CORONER: where's his shoes?"
"That's the hardest thing about killing a toddler? My dick."
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