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Joke of the Day

"I'm hungry but broke so I'm waiting for my bf to say he's hungry too than he'll order something delicious while I pretend to be indifferent."

"Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence? The Cowboys' endzone; because no one goes there"

"What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate."

"There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again."

"I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one"

"Sometimes Jesus appears on toast, sometimes pancakes, sometimes waffles. Always on breakfast food. Why? It's the most important meal."

"Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: ""can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""see i told you not to worry!!!!""."

"If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans."

"One day I'll make a cure for blindness. You'll see, you'll ALL see!"

"What sound does a grape make when you step on it? Just a little wine"