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Joke of the Day
"Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the front-lines."
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. she couldn't speak while gagging"
"""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""No. We haven't found anybody who wants you yet."""
"What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!"
"What do you call a middle eastern sorceress? A sandwitch"
"What do you call a person who only speaks one language? American."
"What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist? By selling your guitar."
"If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam I'd have $ 6.30 now"
"Yoda says words out of order because his college English class was at 7 am. He never went once - ""very early, it is"" he would say"
"A hole has been found in the nudist colony wall. The police are looking into it"