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Joke of the Day

"What the hell do you mean Buzzfeed isn't a reliable news source, it knew exactly what kind of pancake I'd be"

"I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private. ""THANK YOU, SIR"""

"Anaconda Funny Joke I was watching anaconda on my laptop then my parents walked in.... I just switched to porn it was easyier to explain"

"Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people."

"What sits down but doesn't get back up? A redditor."

"Taint Why is the taint called your taint? because it taint your nuts and it taint your ass."

"What do all my friends and my dad have in common? i didnt have either growing up"

"Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs."

"VERY angry at @united flight attendant who REFUSED to let me ride as a lap baby"

"Teacher to student: ""Make a sentence using the word ""I"" Student: ""I is.."" Teacher: ""No that is not correct, you should say I am"" Student: ""Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet""!"