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Joke of the Day

"What did one ghost say to the other? Do you believe in people?"

"I always enjoy a book while sunbathing... As a result, I'm well-red."

"What is the smallest book in history? French War Victories."

"There's only two things I hate... Size queens and small dicks."

"I want to be part of the 27 club I'm just DYING to get in."

"You can tell a lot about a person.. by not keeping their secrets."

"My girlfriend must think I'm rich and dying She keeps telling me to leave her a loan"

"Why hasn't there been a coup in the United States? Because they don't have a US Embassy."

"If Great Britian leaves the EU then it will be like its own Hong Kong Owned by the British, surprisingly prosperous for its size, and desperately longing to be white."

"You know what's a cool job?: Mirror inspector I could really see my self doing it."