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Joke of the Day
"What did one ghost say to the other? Do you believe in people?"
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"Pantyhose How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose? 10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver A bunch of hares and.. 1 fish that no one can find."
"Why does Donald Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can jump"
"The creator of Mad Libs has died. His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped."
"Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."
"""That sucked."" -Elephants who just saw The Peanuts Movie"
"What is the difference between 'Ignorance' and 'Apathy'? I don't know, and I don't care!"
"What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality"
"""The house always wins,"" muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body."
"i want a google chrome plugin that's a todolist manager and the way you launch it is, you visit twitter, but it shows your todos instead"