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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between 'Ignorance' and 'Apathy'? I don't know, and I don't care!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."

"What's the hardest Olympic sport to master? Hurdling. There are a lot of obstacles on the way, and it's hard to get a leg up on the competition."

"There should be a massage parlor where when you ask for a ""happy ending"" your dad walks out and says that he's proud of you."

"Batman : Do you bleed?? Wonderwoman : No Batman : ugh.. You forgot to take the pill again didn't you??"

"What do you call a Penis inside a Potato? A dictator"

"What does an alcoholic nun have? A bad habit."

"I once fell in love with an encyclopedia. I was completely in-fact-uated."

"What's the difference between a baby shower and a bukkake? Nothing."

"Jokes are sort of like Middle Eastern policies. Some are decent, but it's really the execution that counts."