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Joke of the Day
"What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality"
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"I suffer from premature procrastination. It's when you procrastinate before even receiving a task..."
"I have a killer penis. Yeah, that's right. It's a mood killer. *sobs*"
"What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash? A StayGosaurus"
"How the hell wizards don't set fire to themselves, I'll never understand; attempting to make potions and stuff, with those dangly sleeves."
"Musician Joke Q. How many female jazz vocalists does it take to perform ""Summertime""? A. Fucking all of them, apparently . . ."
"How do you say virgin in German? Guten tight ( )"
"Confucius say...Man who fall in sewer trough, in deep shit."
"What do you call mexicans who are stoned? Baked beans."
"My medical bills are so high That I got a thank you card from my Doctors kids' colleges"