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Joke of the Day

"My version of ""Free hugs"" is a sign hung around my neck that says ""Ewww, get the fuck away from me."""

"A man was recently admitted to the emergency room because of a tendency to talk with his hands too much. He was diagnosed with gesticular cancer."

"I hate when people think my real name is Jennifer, because it's not, it's Jennitalia."

"""Ninja please"" -Japanese people"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. Possibly better for r/dadjokes, I'll show my self out."

"There's no easy way to steal a watermelon."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a crackhead? A hooker washes her crack and resells it."

"What's faster than light? Darkness, my old friend."

"What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original) Amoeba Mcentire"

"Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger."