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Joke of the Day

"A dung beetle walks into a bar. He says, ""Is this stool taken?"""

"I don't think we should call them ""bills."" Because Bill is a man's name and bills are fee mail."

"What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said ""I'll mullet over"""

"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank I said ""Get a load of this guy,"" every time someone walked in."

"The two most horrific words on the internet are ""Begin Slideshow."""

"*slaps the shit out of a fish with a slightly larger, more confused fish*"

"I didn't quit my job today I wanted to quit, but they threatened to fire me"

"REAL '90s kids will recognize this! ---> Current unemployment."

"How gays decide who will be on the top? With a swordfight."

"What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled. ( )"