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Joke of the Day
"Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the guy who tried to mend his belt with watches? It was a waste of time"
"A man walks into a bar He says ""Ow!"""
"Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read"
"How many ninjas does it take to... Where did that lightbulb come from?!"
"Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse"
"did you write ""call Gary in HR for lots of really disappointing and hairy sex"" on the bathroom stall? [wearing my ""I hate gary"" tshirt]: no"
"My girlfriend burned our Hawaiian pizza today... I should have told her to put the oven on aloha setting."
"I wish I was a pepper So I could be jalapeno business"
"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""