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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? A stick"
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"Do girls budget their tears so they don't dehydrate & other legitimate questions"
"Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac? The drizzle"
"What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats. Edit: Omg guys! I didn't expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!"
"Ok so I met this one guy who told me he lived in Paris. To make a long story short, he lived in Paris TX."
"Wife: We get 1 ""cheat meal"" on our diet. I want tacos. What do you want? Me: The waitress. ...And that's why I'm not getting laid tonight."
"What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu? a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time."
"Kudos to NPH for keeping it brief. #Oscars"
"I never eat coins in front of vending machines because I don't want them to fall in love with me."
"What was Ol' Dirty Bastard's favorite vegetable? Nigga, peas!"