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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and sticky? A stick"

"Dear Kirstie Alley, We're really pulling for you on your new diet. Sincerely, Chairs"

"Thought of a '2 guys walk into a bar' joke A gay guy and Sam Adams walk into a bar. The gay guy drank some Sam Adams. But only Sam Adams had alcohol that night."

"Wife: We're supposed to get 8-10 inches tonight. Me: That's what she said. Wife: Can't you do any better than that? Me: That's what she said"

"Why couldn't Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign? She was let down by a weak Constitution."

"*reads sign* No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! *takes off pants*"

"Bill Clinton: ""I sure hope Hillary gets better interns than I did..."" ""All of mine sucked"""

"Roommate and I got our first electric bill and long story short we're now Amish"

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."

"If you're feeling down, park in a handicap space and soon a bunch of strangers will tell you that there's nothing wrong with you!"