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Joke of the Day
"What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move? The Neigh Neigh."
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"Did you hear about the man who jumped into a river in France. He was in Seine.../He was never Seine again..."
"I overheard someone say all Asians are ninjas. I would've told him how racist that sounded but he was black and I didn't want to get mugged."
"a fish walks into a bar..... the bartender asks ""what will it be?"" Fish replies "" am dying for a glass of water."""
"Me: Siri, how hot does fire need to be to burn a body. Siri: Kris, we go over this once a week. Make a note."
"Why did the chicken? Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked? A: Because chickens don't wear clothes."
"I have a cramp in my penis... could you rub it for me?"
"The term ""mentally ill"" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs."
"I once sent nude pictures to everyone in my contacts list. Not only was it embarrassing... It cost me a fortune in stamps."
"My dad says that if I don't stop typing so loudly, he's gonna slam my face into the fidbdiUHy6hivIifHfGK"