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Joke of the Day
"My therapist said I need to find a new hobby. Besides pissing off therapists."
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"You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!"
"A Japanese teenager approaches his father nervously... ""Dad, I have to tell you something. Please don't be upset, but I'm gay."" ""How could I not be upset?! Why not gay plus!?"""
"I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers."
"A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa knows to stop after three Ho's."
"My girlfriend was on her. So I put it in her:"
"Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""
"Have you ever read the serial number on a condom before? No? You have to unroll it 2 more inches!"
"Did you hear about that Mexican train thief? They say he had loco motives."