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Joke of the Day
"How a brass instrument player reads a line from Shakespeare's Hamlet. Tu-ba or no tu-ba."
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"(Outside at dusk) Wife: Lovely evening. Me (Covered in mosquitos): Glorious."
"What do you call a guy in a wheelchair? Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?"
"Q: Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? A: He wanted to work overtime."
"What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out? A chewing gum you pervert"
"The American school system is a lot like an EA game... It's mostly broken and if you pay more money you can access things that make you have an advantage over everyone else."
"I watched two gay guys put up a tent today.... ...that was a camp sight."
"Schrodinger's cat jokes never get old well, they do, but, they don't"