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Joke of the Day
"Joke regarding Canada What's a Canadian's favourite weapon? An Eh k-47"
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"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team"" so....there"
"Why do people always talk in absolutes? I would never do that. It's the worst."
"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal. It's a dog. It's a shitzu."
"How do you shut up a deaf person? Punch them in the hands."
"snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something"
"I needed some white noise yesterday to go to sleep. So i recorded myself saying ""All lives matter"" and played it on repeat until i fell asleep."
"My mom's so pessimistic... If there was an Olympics for pessimism ... she wouldn't fancy her chances."
"Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas? Because he was on the nautilust."
"Dad Joke Dad: (Grabs his chest) Call me an ambulance Son: You are........ an ambulance Dad: Proud of you son."