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Joke of the Day

"How many biblical figures does it take to get Donald Trump elected president? Two Corinthians."

"Anywhere but here. Where does the punchline of a joke go?"

"What's the difference between a cheap hooker and an expensive one? You'll get crabs from the cheap one, and lobsters from the other. Heard this years ago, hope this ain't a repost. Cheers"

"What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!"

"The real joke isn't always in the comments Sometimes it's in the Whitehouse..."

"With everyone watching Democrats fight Democrats over tax cuts, now would be a great time for Republicans to have sex in airport washrooms."

"Me: Two fingers here. Son: OK. M: One in the other hole. S: Got it. M: Relax your wrist. Wife: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING HIM? M: Bowling. Chill."

"What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him? Get off me holmes!"

"If you have Parkinson's disease... ...that means you stutter in sign language."

"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it tastes great."