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Joke of the Day

"yo momma so fat when her name was the answer to a crossword clue, it was 10 spaces down and 10000 spaces WIDE!"

"Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar? He was a homosexual."

"Open Window Mrs: Hello, please send a MAINTENANCE personnel!! my husband will jump on the window!! Hurry up!! Administrator: Mam why maintenance? Mrs:Bec. the window did not open.."

"A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is...he topped himself."

"Who created the first diswasher? God, and her name was Eve."

"I want to take my dream girl on a traction engine ride Things will get steamy pretty quickly."

"""What you don't know won't hurt you."" Oh, yeah good logic. Unless what I ""don't know"" about is the man waiting for me in the parking lot."

"I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is she said "" To inspire and then expire"""

"what did the captain say when the navigator complained they were off course? don't give me that latitude"

"""My computer asked me for an 8 character password."" For some reason it didn't accept snow white and the seven dwarves."