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Joke of the Day

"You Guys Wanna Hear a Nice Joke? Nevermind it's probably too soon."

"How to fall down the stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Floor."

"Apple is reinventing the wheel. It's going to be Revolutionary!"

"I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine. He was kinda cute too."

"Only is Adam and Eve were Chinese they would've probably ate the snake instead of the forbidden fruit."

"I went to the zoo. So I went to the zoo last week. It was such a bad experience. I paid 20 bucks and there was only 1 animal there. A dog. It was a shit zoo."

"I Made Myself A Belt Out Of Watches It Was A Real Waist Of Time"

"I like walking up to any bald guy wearing sunglasses and saying ""Excuse me but I'm supposed to meet a guy named Pitbull here, are you him?"""

"The Coal Industry... ... has come under fire lately."

"Interviewer: How do you hit those high notes? Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me? Adam Levine: Practice."