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Joke of the Day

"16 Y.O. employee: ""There's a dirty diaper outside. What do I do with it?"" Me: ""Is there a live baby in it?"" Him: ""No."" Me: ""Throw it away."""

"Once I was travelling in a taxi, the taxi driver said: ""I am very happy with this job. I am my own boss and nobody can order me what to do."" Then I said: ""Take left."""

"Do not vaccinate your children! Let a trained medical professional do it instead."

"What do you call a grammatical rendezvous? accommadate I hate me for this.."

"Hey kids! Make your voice heard this election day by hiding your parents identification! (Not applicable in some states)"

"guy walks into a strip club.. guy walks into a strip club and says, ""hey!, who do I gotta blow to get a lap dance around here?"""

"A feminist was asking me how i watch lesbian relationships unfortunately, in HD was the wrong answer."

"Why are Dutch people so tall? The short ones drowned in the floods"

"Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let's try to leave better kids for our planet."

"A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors."