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Joke of the Day

"Instead of laughing my ass off, I'm going to start laughing my stomach off. I'd rather lose that."

"I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter a dick up your arse."

"Did you know there's a type of spider that eats snails and uses the shell as armor to attack birds? That's not true. I'm sorry."

"How do you you ask your male friend to shave your body? You don't."

"Why don't you put eggs in a microwave? Because they eggsplode. :D"

"Why do christians burn fossil fuels? They're trying to destroy the evidence."

"How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth."

"Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans? Because they keep stealing all the green cards."

"What is Reddits favorite country? Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)"