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Joke of the Day

"A black man goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... The bartender looks at the parrot and says, ""Wow! That's a beauty. Where'd you get him?"" The parrot replies, ""Africa""."

"Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor. But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake."

"""Does this leaf make me look fat?"" - Eve."

"What is the most sensitive part on mans body while he is masturbating. His ears."

"How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!"

"I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't gotten a gig."

"You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancee by the way he hasn't murdered her."

"All you people who chose ""The Real"" or ""Official"" before your Twitter handle really thought ahead of the game there. Well done, guys."

"I tripped over my girlfriends bra.... I guess she planted a boobie trap."