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Joke of the Day
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem... ...comes out of nowhere."
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"How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"
"Imagine how slutty girls would dress if Halloween was in July."
"the most challenging thing I've done all week is explain to a 4 year old where he was in photos taken 7 years ago"
"Bread -mummy I'm tired of always eating bread from yesterday! When will we eat bread that was made TODAY? -tomorrow darling."
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram"
"My mom told me not to cry wolf, but it was too late.Wolves were pouring out of my tear ducts, filling the kitchen and adjoining living room."
"Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car? He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome."
"Hiker's last words ""Who the hell do you think you are, that you are eating those blueberries dressed in that damned fur coat in the middle of this damned forest?"""
"What is your greatest America joke? Everyone's got mexican, Jewish, and Islamic jokes. I wanna hear the one's bashing America."