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Joke of the Day

"the most challenging thing I've done all week is explain to a 4 year old where he was in photos taken 7 years ago"

"I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small."

"My favorite part of sex is when I'm actually having some."

"The longest joke in the world it's actually longer than allowed on reddit so here's a link: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"Why is a baby so hard to blend? Because one hand is used to masturbate and the other hand is used to hold the video camera."

"I'm one step away from being rich All I need now is money"

"Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down? Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)"

"I just ran over a tree, a 5'2"" blonde screaming tree with a purse."

"My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve"

"What happens when you put 6 city workers and 6 lesbians in a room together? You get a dozen people who don't do dick"