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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car? He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome."

"My kids lost a Barbie shoe. I dug in the trash and found one. It was from a set they didn't know was missing Now I'm looking for 2 shoes."

"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."

"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag: You can hide but you can't run."

"Next time you see your therapist, see how deep into the session you can go by only saying lyrics from Creed songs."

"Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers? Because they have no soul"

"A farmer is a man outstanding in his field."

"Anybody have plans to stare at their phone someplace exciting this weekend?"

"I failed to stop a suicidal Catholic guy from blowing himself up. ""Abort, abort abort"", I shouted."

"Axe body spray for black people They call it Ask body spray"