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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara falls."
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"What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear? Boulangerie."
"My wife told me to strive for perfection, so I divorced her and started dating a swimsuit model."
"Life is like a penis... Short, hard, and fat. It's the women that make it soft and easy."
"A woman screams as she gives birth... ""What's wrong, honey?"" her husband asks. ""What's wrong?!?"" the woman shouts, ""THESE CONTRACTIONS ARE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME!"" ""Sorry babe. *What is* wrong?"""
"I really need to stop killing people I have a lot of skeletons in my closet."
"Girls are like math problems. If they are under 18, its best you do them in your head"
"My wife ran away with my best friend... My wife ran away with my best friend. I don't know the guy, but he made me a huge favor so I consider him my best friend."
"A cook's apprentice is throwing copious amounts of herbs into the dish When the cook walks in and says ""STOP WASTING MY THYME"""
"Facebook: losing friends. Twitter: gaining friends Instagram: gaining weight"