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Joke of the Day

"Facebook: losing friends. Twitter: gaining friends Instagram: gaining weight"

"A limerick for The Isle of Skye When I was on the Isle of Skye I overdid the old Spanish fly I had a stiff member From the fourth of December Till Friday the tenth of July"

"My favorite sexual position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say ""do you know who I am?"" because while I wait I like to be introspective"

"While building a windmill I had to go to the restroom. You could say shit hit the fan."

"Weird Computer Error UK.eu has unexpectedly stopped working"

"Before drinking an ""energy drink"", pause to consider this: How are you going to use that extra energy to better serve Christ?"

"I've been sitting here trying to think of a French joke, and I almost have one that works. Unfrotunately, it went on strike."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He opened a warehouse."

"Tall Grande at Venti. It's the midget psychic at large in the perspective of Starbucks. Can I get internet points now?"