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Joke of the Day

"What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him? HIYAH!"

"A man is stranded on a deserted island. To attract rescuers he sends out a smoke signal. ""Help! My blankets on fire!"""

"If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions."

"I threw some pills at my doctor I thought it would be a good idea to give him a taste of his own medicine"

"I can't get out of bed. These blankets has accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust!"

"Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra? For his reptile dysfunction."

"ME (pulling wishbone): I won WIFE: what'd u wish for? M: uh world peace W: Nice *human-sized bacon strip walks into kitchen* Hey, what's up?"

"If Mr. Bean lost one of his legs he'd be cannellini!"

"What is Pitbull's first name Featuring"

"My new girlfriend just gave me her number i"