194066

Joke of the Day

"Q: What goes ""krab krab krab""? - A: A dog barking in a mirror."

"Did you hear about the man who hit my ex? He gold arrested for animal abuse"

"priest: ""does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?"" me: ""SHE LEAVES THE VOLUME ON ODD NUMBERS"" priest: [slowly closes bible]"

"why is rain the best kind of music? because it has amazing drops."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian bail"

"How does a black women know if she's pregnant? All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off."

"Pregnant elephant Q: What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug? A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug."

"My friend died from heart burn the other day. My friend Gavin was killed by a terrible case of heart burn yesterday. I can't fucking believe Gavisgone."

"A man was found dead with his penis in a jar of crunchy peanut butter He was fucking nuts"

"A fish swims into a wall....... Dam."