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Joke of the Day
"Bumped into a friend of mine the other day. He was wearing camouflage."
Next Joke
"Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down."
"Just saw a lady saying grace over her salad. Lettuce pray."
"Remember that time when we got trapped on a ski-lift for 4 days, then the acid wore off and we were just sitting on my grandmas porch-swing."
"Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles ""how to read a book""."
"Newton's Third Law of Emotion For every male action, there is a female overreaction"
"Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric."
"Why do women get periods? Because they deserve it"
"What do you call a joke on drugs? Highlarious"
"What do you do when you love a hotel? You Mariott"