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Joke of the Day
"Nothing puts me in touch with my mortality like stepping onto a downward escalator."
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".@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?"
"What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up."
"Subway to release a statement next week In light of recent events, kids now get free 6 inches."
"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A faggot with dentures."
"Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit."
"What was the first thing Abraham Lincoln told his friends when they asked him how he got an STD? Four whore and seven beers ago...."
"Some chick told me to get lost so I bought every season on DVD."
"Two handicapped men walk into a bar... PRAISE THE LORD!!"