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Joke of the Day

"A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods The bear asks the rabbit - ""do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"" ""Nope"" So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit."

"I like how we say ""vegan"" now instead of ""eating disorder""."

"""Awww look my boyfriend left his Facebook open, I'm going to log him off without checking his inbox."" Said no woman ever"

"I'm 14 shows into the 1st season of 'Lost' & there are SO many mysteries. I sure hope someone finds out where Sawyer plugs in his flat iron"

"What do Australian chess players say when they're finished eating at a restaurant? Check mate."

"My friend explained to me how the work of electricity was measured... I just sat there like watt..."

"Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken."

"The three reasons for liking a status: 1) I agree with you. 2) I realize this is about me, of course I'm gonna like it. 3) I like you."

"How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak? You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them."

"It must have been pretty easy for The Beatles to say ""All You Need is Love"" since they were fucking millionaires."