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Joke of the Day

"A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods The bear asks the rabbit - ""do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"" ""Nope"" So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit."

"My mum fancies my best friend Luckily that's my dad. (2015 Early Father's Day Jokes Co. , you're welcome)"

"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"Stranger danger is a very real thing. They nearly always react badly to proposals."

"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You house back, your wife back, your dog back, your truck back..."

"Last year i was miserable and depressed, But this year I've turned it around, I'm depressed and miserable"

"A blonde asks her brunette friend... ... ""Didn't you get an HIV test last week?"" ""Yeah, it came back negative"" answered the brunette The blonde responds ""Maybe you should study next time"""

"Just found an inch-long hair growing from my earlobe. Does this mean I can finally join the X-Men?"

"What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad dad look what marma-laid' !"

"Spongebob might be the main character.... but Patrick is the star."