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Joke of the Day
"How Swift is Kanye? About as West as Taylor"
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"My psychiatrist says I have delusions of sexual superiority She just wants to fuck me."
"What do you call 2 chainz on steroids? 2-Gainz"
"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Utterly useless"
"Are you a mixologist? I could tell by your poor style."
"As ice water runs down my face I conclude, ""Boy, you sure like to eat bread!"" is not a comment a lady on a dinner date enjoys hearing."
"Just saved a ton of money on my car insurance... By switching to reverse and leaving the scene."
"What I want for Xmas... I asked Santa for a sister. He asked for my mom."
"An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a priest, a rabbi and Adolf Hitler walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing."