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Joke of the Day
"How Swift is Kanye? About as West as Taylor"
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"Sharks don't sleep so I'm pretending I'm a shark except one that sings along with Lady Gaga. I'm Lady Sharkshark! Anyway, totally drunk."
"What is the one food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding cake."
"A vegan, an atheist, and a CrossFit enthusiast walk into a bar. I only know because they wouldn't shut the fuck up about it."
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls."
"If you're not part of the solution... You're part of the precipitate."
"Today I spanked the wrong woman at BDSM party Oops, wrong sub"
"I'm drowning my self in coke right now. Not the drug. The drink. Nah jk it's the drug."
"video games are cool because they allow a diversity of themes. whether the old west, Mars or Middle Ages, u can go there and shoot a dude"
"You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish"