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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls."
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"I wish I had the confidence to just randomly sit on people and start bathing myself like my cat does."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter came out of the Chamber alive."
"What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad? A transparent"
"Technically, setting someone on fire is burning calories."
"You know whats worse... Then fingering your sister. finding your dad wedding ring"
"[on a first date] Me: So do you like puppies? Her: Oh I love them Me: Ok, so we'll both have the puppies Waiter: Excellent choice, sir"
"Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk? Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo."
"Why won't North Korea ever have a successful space program? There's no air in space for them to eat."
"Dream Job My dream job is cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing."