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Joke of the Day

"You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish"

"Whats long and black and hard to cut into? The line at KFC"

"Why shouldn't you be racist? Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"I asked my girlfriend to shave her cunt. I woke up the next morning bald."

"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier."

"don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue"

"Ugh, I just finished eating at a restuarant, and some patronizing waitress kept asking if I wanted another shaker! It was so insalting!"

"Would you like to hear a joke about violence and torture? What is WRONG with you!"

"My New Years resolution would have been to stop procrastinating so much Except I never got around to writing that one down..."

"Why did the acid perform poorly? Because it didn't concentrate."