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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year!"
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 plowed 6 in the ass"
"Yo mama so fat... She takes up more mass than her thin friend."
"What do you call a brewer's first beer? A rough draft."
"Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."
"How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins? Head to head race"
"Why don't chicken coops have Four doors? because then they would be Chicken sedans"
"Two girl twins are born. One is named Skye after her perfect blue eyes The other has cataracts, so was called Claudia"
"No matter how much you loved them if a family member or pet comes back from the dead don't dilly dally kill them immediately"
"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."