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Joke of the Day

"Two girl twins are born. One is named Skye after her perfect blue eyes The other has cataracts, so was called Claudia"

"I noticed my wife was reading a book that was titled ""The Silent Wife"". I immediately asked ""That's fiction, right?"""

"PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals ME: no problem [later w/ a group] ME: that's Greg, & that's Linda..."

"How much do pirates pay for piercings? A buccaneer!"

"Why did the tear testify in court? Because he was an eye wetness."

"What's a word that starts with ""N"" that you don't want to call a black person? Neighbor"

"What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants"

"Mathematically speaking, 9/11 was quite rational"

"Why was the pregnant woman screaming ""wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!""? She was having contractions."

"Why is Reddit tired of the broken arms joke? Because it appears in every mother fucking thread"