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Joke of the Day

"Two girl twins are born. One is named Skye after her perfect blue eyes The other has cataracts, so was called Claudia"

"Electrician jokes Ohm my god, watt the fuck, breakers be trippin'"

"What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of? Autumn Leaves."

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only **comes** once a year."

"One time a cute guy I liked mooned his friend as a prank but there was a tiny piece of toilet paper in his crack & it haunts me to this day"

"""Oh Shit, Was That Today?"" an autobiography"

"I've found a place with 90% recycling rate r/jokes"

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar Schrodinger's cat walks out of a bar"

"What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink? The fun guy"

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Vagina? A vagina is attatched to Bill Clintons wife"