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"What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""See you next month."""
"You hear about the guy who lost his eyelid in an accident? They used his foreskin for a skin graft. He turned out just fine, but he was a little cock eyed."
"What do you call a German Barber? Herr Cut."
"I signed up for the Do Not List list, but was immediately removed as I had requested."
"A horse comes into a bar.., No wait, it was a man. A horse comes in a man..."
"they say if you love something let it go but tell that to my dead husband I dropped into a volcano from this helicopter and he'd disagree"
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"Why did the Indian girl suffer so much when she broke her leg? She was in the wrong cast."