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Joke of the Day

"I always found you should try and get high quality bleach when you can. The cheap stuff taste horrible."

"me:(nervously) so I gotta fight one of these things? zookeeper: what? no me: I choose...the polar bear zookeeper: why would you choose that"

"- How can you always be such a happy person? - I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible."

"""Are you ok?"" ""No, I'm bleeding because its fun."""

"I asked a Jewish girl for her number... She rolled up her sleeve"

"A recent study found out that 9 out of every 11 jobs are done inside"

"I met a dwarf the other day He was a pretty down to earth guy."

"What do 6.28 people eat? 2"

"smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass."

"I asked my Dad for help with course selection... My last block was either Psychology or Computer Applications. So I asked, ""Which do you think I should take?"" ""Whichever you'll excel in, son."""