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Joke of the Day
"""Mom guess what I'm getting married!!!"" Is he rich? ""I think so. His name is Charles Mansion"""
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"Yo girl, are you my email inbox? because there's a lot of stuff you have I'm never going to see"
"A party was held for current and former actors where you had to come as your favourite musician. When Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked what he was going to wear, his response was I'll be Bach"
"""Hey I like you"" ""I like you too"" ""Let's lick the inside of each other's mouths to express our love"" ""Yeah that's not weird. Let's do that"""
"My sons kidnappers: if u ever want to see your son alive, press 1. Para Espanol marque dos Me: ugh i just want to speak to a real person"
"If you are on a low-sodium diet avoid my twitter because I AM VERY SALTY TODAY."
"Do you want to know what's really annoying? [deleted]"
"""Hi, my name is Gary and I'm a shopaholic, my favorite place to shop is the alcohol store."""
"If the USSR were to become a country again... ...would it be called the Soviet Reunion?"
"What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe"