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Joke of the Day

"A roofer is working on a house and falls through the ceiling and the people on the inside say, ""nice of you to drop in."""

"Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !"

"In case of a zombie apocalypse, I'm surrounding my house with treadmills."

"Joke: Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan? Ireland: More bars in more places"

"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk... He said ""Wow... cool! You made a 3D printout of the save icon!"""

"What do you call a math teacher who's really into BDSM? A denominatrix."

"Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket? Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)"

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!"

"It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%"