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Joke of the Day

"What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other? Wanna go phishing?"

"So a seal Walks into a club.. *Rim shot*"

"Jokes about female hygiene are totally inappropriate Period."

"I bet a lesbian geneticist would do a lot of lab work for a clone dike bar."

"*starts throwing a fit* Iron man: Here. Eat a Snickers. Doctor Banner: Thanks, bro."

"Some guy who wasn't looking where he was going hit me with a stick today So I beat the shit out of him. And for good measure kicked his Labrador too."

"Why did the ocean take a bath? It had a sandy bottom."

"""He's more scared of you than you are of him"" - Girl coaching her friend into talking to me"

"What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food? Delivery."

"A sleazy stripper runs for governor After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the erection."