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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about female hygiene are totally inappropriate Period."
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"""Put your pants on grandma, you're scaring the reptiles!"" - Me, camping"
"Wondering why Google has a black ribbon today... I think I forgot something."
"How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!"
"What is Batman's favourite hair product? Conditioner Gordon."
"What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches? A paracetamole!"
"Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!"
"""Push harder"" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor... ""Screw you"" she screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought...... it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital!"
"So I took my car into the mechanic and he said I blew a seal. I said, ""well yeah, but how did you know? And what does that have to do with my car?"""
"Why do women fake orgasms? they think we care!"