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Joke of the Day
"""He's more scared of you than you are of him"" - Girl coaching her friend into talking to me"
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"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she could only say Hello from the other side."
"What sounds does a vicar's gun make? Pew! Pew!"
"I gonna rank you so low you gonna hafta take a rocketship to hell they gonna hafta build a fence around you, keep the ants from pissin on you you gonna hafta look up to look down"
"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass. TL'DR - My ass."
"Did you know that diarrhea is genetic... Yea, it runs in your genes."
"A famous pornstar died yesterday. My penis was at half-mast."
"I was about to tell a DUMB Nirvana joke, but.... NEVERMIND."
"I hate snakes because they have no feet. You could say I'm... lacktoes intolerant *opens another beer*"
"A homeless man told me to get home safely I smiled and said, ""You too!"""