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Joke of the Day
"""He's more scared of you than you are of him"" - Girl coaching her friend into talking to me"
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"Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky stopped smoking cigars? Now she's just bummimg cigarettes!"
"Why do indigenous people hate snow? It's white and on their land."
"Since I can't afford porn, I just turn on tennis and shut my eyes."
"A hot dog walks into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve sandwiches here."" The hot dog says, ""That's ok. I came for the roast beef."""
"I don't like how funerals are usually at 9 or 10 AM. I'm not a mourning person. Edit: WHY THE HELL DID THIS MAKE THE JOKES FRONT PAGE"
"Today I woke up to a surprise bj for the first time Probably should sleep with my mouth closed from now on"
"When I die I want my funeral to be closed casket but like half way thru someone opens the lid and surprise - it's a nacho bar inside"
"England football team are great at holding on in extra time."
"coder lolz what do you get when throw salt at a coder? a seasoned developer."