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Joke of the Day
"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark."
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"""Luke, I have no idea who your father is."" #AlternateUniverseFilms"
"Georgie Porgie puddin 'n pie, jerked off on his girlfriend's eye, when her eye was all stuck shut, Georgie fucked that one eye slut!"
"History doesn't repeat, it rhymes That's why World War 3 will be started by Schmitler"
"Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink Barkeep: try this, its lemonade and iced tea Arnold Palmer: Mmm... its good... I just invented it."
"First time posting here. I always found this f$%#ed up, but hilarious. Q: Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars? A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there? Me: Not Lucy."
"What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument to play? His whore Monica."
"Just watched a pirated movie On a scale of 1-10, I'd give it a 3.14"
"Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean? It is italicized."
"My dad once told me this one If you walk into the bathroom an American and come out of the bathroom an American, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European :^)"