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"What do you call a skinny feminist... Photoshopped"
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"Cat: ""What did you get him for his birthday?"" Dog: ""Pant . . . pant!"" Cat: ""Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"""
"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy is 13 to come on his face."
"Yelling ""PARKOUR"" whenever your toddler falls over is an easy way to make him look like a cool free runner rather than a clumsy little idiot"
"When life gives you lemons... Sue because you wanted pizza saw this one from a youtuber I really like haha"
"What blood type are most grammar Nazis have? A Type O"
"What happened to the Mexican after Donald Trump was elected? [removed]"
"Actual voice mail: ""Molly, this is your mother. I just texted you but I don't know how to make the facey-things so...happy face at the end."""
"before cameras, people would have to say ""cheese"" for two hours while they got their portrait painted"
"""PARKOUR!"" - me, after tripping over nothing on the sidewalk"