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"What do you call a skinny feminist... Photoshopped"
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"Man drowned in Muesli Got pulled in by a strong currant"
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Napalm"
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"What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom? One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America."
"Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A penguin"
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"We were told we were gonna get 8 inches and only ended up getting 2 Sounds like every woman I've ever been with"
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"How dare you accept my apology, I wasn't really apologizing, that was a trick to get you to say that nothing was my fault"