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Joke of the Day
"Why is it so hot? I can just feel the sweat roll down kirstie alley's thighs"
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"The Universe is made of Electrons, Protons, Neutrons and.. Morons."
"I want my abs to be like NHS nurses... Cut"
"I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me."
"Can't believe that it's been over a hundred years since Einstein proposed his theory of relativity. Feels like it was only yesterday..."
"If I ever make a list of dumb things I have done my ex would be right on top."
"A man comes into a bar.... No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse."
"Dog & Mosquito were in Love .. mosquito kissed the dog .. Dog became emotional...gave Love bite to mosquito . Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Dengue . MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS"
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an Oscar? He was out standing in his field."
"If I offer you some of my gummy worms, I am just trying to be polite. Don't you fucking dare take any."