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Joke of the Day
"I want my abs to be like NHS nurses... Cut"
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"I got my hair cut this morning and my wife still hasn't said a thing about it. omg, I'm so mad right now I can barely breathe."
"I saw that Caitlin Jenner was missing... On the side of a half-and-half carton"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? French onion soup."
"REMINDER: If men could get pregnant, birth control would be in Hooters' wing sauce."
"if evolution isnt real then sombody please explain how my couch has ""evolved"" to fit the shape of my butte"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb really *wants* to change."
"What book is better when you read it drunk? Tequila Mockingbird."
"KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE! ***sombrero **** ^sombrero who,,,? *****SOMBRERO-VER THE RAINBOW****"
"omg this fire truck is being such an attention whore right now"