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Joke of the Day

"Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp? There is no afterlife."

"I used to so drugs in the 90s but now I usually turn the AC on"

"Girl posted on Facebook: All men are dogs! I commented: Which breed is your father?"

"ME: Hey they're playing our song. HER: This isn't our song. ME: [turning up ""Go Your Own Way""] Yes it is, Karen. I want a divorce."

"What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? They both shower after 3 periods."

"What kind of movies do Scientologists like? Cult classics"

"The test results came back, and Frodo's wife can't have a baby. She's non-hobbit forming."

"Nick Cannon is the new face of Radio Shack both of which apparently still excist"

"I wonder what those old comedians who made livings cracking wise about airline food are doing now that there's no such thing."

"My mom got one of the bracelets that help you with balance, so I pushed her into the shelf at walmart. It doesn't work."